I can’t believe there are so many people out there complaining about how difficult it is to find a job or to make money in the Greatest Depression.  Folks, you’re just not being creative enough.  This is an era of opportunity, of hope, and of change (chuckling).  Think big.  Start your own business!

It’s great owning your own business.  You get to pay high taxes supporting a government that does jack-squat for you, your family, and your friends.  Best of all, you get to work as hard as you want, as long as you want, whenever you want.  You control your own success.

Now, what business ideas are considered to be the greatest growth opportunities of the Zero presidency?  Pitchfork and Tar and Feather businesses.  What other industry offers the opportunity to scare the heck out of the idiots in office?  What other business could be more fulfilling than ridiculing the twits making up these ridiculous tax codes and schemes?  None.  Best of all, you’ll enjoy the satisfaction of helping millions of American’s find real relief.

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