I received this in an email and thought it funny enough to re-post here on my blog.  I don’t know who to attribute it to, sorry.

1) That’s not right …………………………. Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?………….. Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP ……………………………. Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man ………………………………. Dum Fark

5) Small Horse ……………………………… Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? ……………… Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table …………. Ai Bang Mai Far Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift ……………. Chin Tu Fat

9) It’s very dark in here! ………………….. Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet! ………. Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone! …………….. No Pah King

12) Our meeting is for next week! ………. Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight! ………………….. Lei Ying Lo

14) He’s cleaning his automobile ……….. Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive …………. Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great!! ………………………………….. Far Kin Su Pah

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